Blistering Barnacles! : Captain Haddock’s vocabulary

Short list from Captain Haddock’s dictionary. Great usage and even great if you can use it on anyone.
Tell you , got the idea to use in my office chat to a “jellyfish co-worker” .. will see how he ‘ll react to his list ….

Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles!

Blistering Barnacles!

Blistereing blundering birdbrain!
Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash!

Fancy-dress Facist!
Fancy-dress Fatima!
Fatfaces! Filibuster(s) !
Fourlegged Cyrano!
Freshwater swabs!
Fuzzy wuzzy!

Gallows-fodder!
Gang of Theives!
Gibbering anthropoids!
Great flat-footed grizzly bear!
Gobbledgook!
Gogglers!
Goosecaps!
Guano-gatherer!

Gyroscope!
Harlequin!
Highwayman! Hydrocarbon!

Iconoclasts! Idiots!

Jellied eel! Jellyfish!

Kleptomaniacs!
Lily-livered landlubbers!
Loathsome brute! Logarithim! Lubberscum!

Macrocephalic baboon!
Duck-billed platypus!
Megacycle

Megacycle Pyromaniac!
Mameluke!
Miserable blundering barbecued blister!
Miserable earth worms!
Miserable miser!
Miserable molecule of mildew!
Misguided missles!
Mister Mule! Monopolizers!
Monster! Morons! Moujiks!
Mountebanks!
Musical morons!

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!

So, what’s ur favorite from the above….?