Yesterday, I reluctantly towed with my partner to Bangalore Central. Mission was to buy lingerie and tops. After scanning and wading through the extra size section, she greedy picked couple of extra large cups & tops for trial. Next, I had to dutifully wait with her handbag by the ladies trial room.
I’ve to tell you, Bangalore Central’s ladies trial room is next to the ladies lingerie section. All around are bras of all sizes (a,b,c,d), shapes, colors and purpose.
While I waited nervously, I had company. There were couple of similar husbands or boyfriends waiting to see their maidens in their new attire. It’s a bit awkward feeling, esp when the lady attendants watch you suspicious eyes.
Yes, I looked more like a pervert with my eyes falling on those love-ables and Jokey’s. Have even been in such a fix? With nothing much to fiddle or look, I just thought of narrating my plight and represent other phonies like me….
Look at what I found for you: Collective noun for bras.
- A fondle of bras read more
- A CLEAVAGE of bras read more on collective nouns
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