Funny Paddy Jokes
Couple of weeks back I received Paddy jokes in my in-box. As usual it stayed there without opening. Then this beautiful Sunday I found patience to open all the forwards. This set of jokes instantly struck up with me, esp the first one. Before loosing out to the deluge of other forwards, I selected the best Paddy jokes in this blog to share my kind of humor with you.
If you like it, then share similar ones, or would like to know which one you liked the most.
Regards,
Charles
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his drink back and said
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks “How many people are flying with you?”
Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your plane!”
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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says
“I wonder how the girls are getting on”.
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
“You know what I want, don’t you?”
“Yeah,” says Paddy. “The whole feckin’ bed by the looks of it!”
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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say “Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”
Paddy says “What’s his name?”
Mick replies “Miles, from London !”
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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking like mad in the garden.
Paddy says “To hell with this!” and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks “What did you do?”
Paddy replies “I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like it!”
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P.S. If you’ve something lighter to share with me, you’re welcome>>>
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