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Options Beyond Blant Railway Food

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Kochu Veli Express departing from Majestic railway station has no pantry facility. So, just before the train departs at 5:PM, there are few people who sell dinner packs to folks bound to Kerala. Imagine having cold food at 8:PM, when the same food can be bought at Kuppam.

Well, that’s the way most food delivery happens in railway. Is there a way to serve homemade and warm food for railway commuters?

Business Opportunity! 

Imagine an enterprising homemaker and a good cook decides to sell food at Kuppam? Well, that’s not possible in the current scenario? There are big boys who control the supply of boring food.

Why can’t we let few homemakers to get a share of the food money?  As we know, malayalee folks eat a wide range of meat and vegies – from pork to mutton, fish to beef and tasty thoran and so on.

Why are we depriving options to train commuters? Is it the safety standards or the moral standards in food or is it a cartel that’s in charge of food distribution in trains? Who know?

Koshy’s Restaurant – Roll Back on Time

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Tea at Koshy’s

Beer or Tea ( At Koshy’s)

I’m regular at Koshy’s restaurant. Well, not so regular, but sticks to the routine of stopping here for tea after the Sunday mass at St Patrick’s Church.

First Experience at Koshy’s
As a small time fella from a small-town, I had a cultural shock and awe when I first visited this iconic restaurant in Bangalore. It was a time when smoking inside the restaurant was the norm. I still remember the sight of a lady in blue silk sari, who casually smoked a cigarette. I kept on looking at her, between my drink on how she let out the smoke in a gush in a casual, confident style. A poise filled with confidence, something alien to me. Well, that was around 2005.

So, what has changed in me from that moment till now?

Did I get savvy as the people who comes to Koshy’s?
Did I grow along with this city?

Not much – I’m still wading around in this city, like many others – living that automated, unknown existence.

New Topic
Just wondering on this point – Imagine this scenario – I liked a restaurant’s menu and, which I like to replicate? How do I go about it? Is there a simple, a short cut way to learn how to replicate the menu or an organization or a culinary institute which can decode the recipe and give it.

Just posting!

What’s the Idea?
Well, what more can an old-time restaurant dish out? How well can it narrate the stories? How do they tell? Do they really care to share the story of their beginning to new patrons?

Terrarium – My latest Avatar

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I, Me and Terrarium

Terrarium – Glassy Garden

After a long gap of 2 years of incubation phase, I’m on a new venture – something I never thought I will be doing. This is terrarium training workshop. Well, call me a terrarium trainer, who’s on the learning curve, who’s willing to experiment, learn, share and trade the joy of making one.

I have taken couple of classes in Bangalore, and Trivandrum. However, I want to reach to new places – build connection, stories and build pocket of memories in new places. So, as a vision, I like to take training in Calicut ( place of many stories and school memories), in Hyderabad ( a land with people I’m fascinated with) and Pune ( my friend is stationed there).

So, what’s is your calling?
There’s so much you can do in this freaking world – a world buffeted ( Cliche) by changes due to AI, automation, Amazon Echo, and all sorts of creepy techno stuff. Well, please mind my language as I am yet to understand the nuances of this new technology.

So. so what are you upto? Do you fancy scuba diving or you love to spend your time with nature or with gadgets…..

It’s time to chase your inner calling….and make your life thrilling.

Cheers to a new beginning! New Blog!

So, what’s the Idea here!

Start something new. Find a means for second income, or find time to pursue your interest, your calling. Something like what I have done. If you want to have a discussion on how I achieved my breakthrough, then you’re welcome for a chai meet. 

55 Small Business Ideas on a Low Investment in Bangalore

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After the resounding success of “Small Business Ideas in Kerala”, I have to justice to my second home “Bangalore”. This Namma Bangalore, has given me job, a new life, my life partner and financial freedom and mounting credit card debts. 🙂

There’s so much of learning, opportunity in Bangalore, which most people oversee or which I come across. One of the best place to pick small business ideas in Bangalore is from Bangalore Mirror. They regularly publish stories of people who have followed their passion in Bangalore. Kudos to the Bangalore Mirror team.

This post will list few ideas from my pesky mind, and few complied from other sources likes newspaper, and online sties. As a self proclaimed small business evangelist, I would be happy to talk, meet and share my thoughts to anyone interested in one-on-one talk.  I’m available at 99.00.11.4982.

1) Pit Stop – Scooter Washing Service

    Other day I took my colleagues’ bike to go for a shopping. When riding I realized it hasn’t seen water for many days. First thing that crossed my mind was a quick wash service which will take only 10 minutes of my time. A scooter or bike washing station which will take prior booking and wash it under 10 minutes. Imagine a place with five people, just like in a Formula 1 pit stop crew. Each one with a dedicated job, scrubbing, cleaning, washing, and applying a fine polish.

A city like Bangalore where time is money, such a service can flourish, provided it’s executed well. Can you think of starting one like this? Will it work? How much time can you save for time starved folks in B’lore?

2) Home Loan Paper Work Done Here

One of my colleagues bought a 3 BHK apartment in Whitefield. Before she got the home loan approved from the SBI bank, I repeatedly head her plight behind her loan sanctioning and paper work. At one stage she was close to breaking down with the stress – managing office work, home, and the how officials keep asking her to fix new clauses, etc. I was in her position I would have ditched and gone for a private bank. But, the interest rate matters and it seem SBI goes a good job in scrutinizing loan documents.. This chick had the patience, perseverance which many of us don’t have.

In fact I was telling her to use this experience to help others, become a loan advisor, or help home buyers in the buying process. People will love you for simplifying or providing the right information. Do you think you can start an agency to help people secure home loan without the hassles?

 3) Mask Store

 There are vanity stores, fancy stores, but no mask store in Bangalore. A store selling all kinds of face masks, from Vendetta style, to masquerade party masks, and all you can find and make. Got this idea when a colleague who gifted all of us with a mask.

4) Online Kannada Classes 

   For busy professionals, it’s very difficult to spend time to attend a regular Kannada class. Keeping this in mind, why don’t you start a class where you teach people through phone or online. To make it more interesting and attractive for guys, you can recruit more lady instructors to train people over the phone.

5) Takeaway Food Stall

   In Trivandrum, I’ve seen many food takeaway counter selling, chicken, duck, fish, beef, and vegetable curries. What about opening a similar takeaway unit in a small place? This place will only have takeaways. All the dishes can be prepared in another location and brought in here. Operate this place only for evening crowd, so you get ample free time to prepare and rest during day.

6) Solar Store at Koramangala

  These days, it’s cool to advocate green cause. Many companies are doing it just for the sake of bragging about it in PR’s and blogs. So, are individuals. For these folks, there should be a store in Bangalore selling all kinds of solar powered gadgets. What about opening a small store selling solar lamps, solar panels, solar heaters, etc. Probably you can source it from China, or even import products from west. Think about it.

7) Open an erotica museum

  Barcelona has a erotic museum. But, we Indian’s it’s a taboo. We don’t allow such acts. Our moralists will kill such business on the first day or chase you out. What else can you do? Start a unique museum based on your hobby, it could be any collection -gramophone collection, old radios, old phones, old stamps, old vessels, cigars, on rescue and first aid, on kings, world war, or any fancy hobby.

8) Open a lingerie store 

    It’s a business idea suitable for women folks. Why not source top quality stuffs, imported from big brands and store. Or start an exclusive store selling books, gadgets, toys like in BlissBasket.com. Check it out, and improve on the concept. 

9) Teach Sanskrit Verses online

  A chip from today’s morning walk. The park I go for morning walk has a temple in its premises. Today being Pongal (15/1/2015) there were very few walkers. As I walked by the temple, I saw a lone priest or believer reciting Sanskrit slokas from a text. I couldn’t understand a word of it thought I studies Sanskrit in my school (KV). Well, it one of my dreaded subjects. 

Well the business idea is this. There are many foreigners or even Indians interested in knowing the meaning or wanting to learn Sanskrit. The target audience in India would be people who are 50 plus. Instead of just reciting without understanding the meaning, you can teach the in-depth meaning, and intention of each verse. 

If you have interest, then market through online, blog, Facebook or a website. Use traditional marketing, probably a board near a temple an hit the right eyeball. ( Learn Sanskrit verses – Contact XYZ) (21 days to Sanskrit ) ( (Know the meaning of Sanskrit Slogas – Contact Sanskrit guru ph…….)

Namaha: 

10) Turn Fascination towards Bamboo into business

Off late I have a liking towards bamboo trees, especially small varieties which are suitable for home garden or terraces. If you have similar liking towards bamboo, it you can turn into a business opportunity in Bangalore. And Bangalore being more of apartments with small balconies, it’s ideal to plant bamboo as a green cover or as a sun shade.

If you go deeper, you can find thousands of varieties. Only few are seen in our nurseries. Can you start collecting more varieties, if required import few bamboo types. Apart from just planting in ordinary pots,you can do something really different. Collect different kinds of pots ( Ceramic, terracotta, brass, quality plastic, etc). Point is, people don’t mind paying extra you give present it a fabulous way. Think about it.

11) Teach Kolam

From a Google+ page, I stumbled on this blog. It’s about sharing Kolam images, sharing picture of different Kolam designs. Visit  Learn Kolam. 

Kudos to Mr Ramalingam, a retired executive officer from Salem Steel Plant ( SAIL), who has shared his wife’s talent.I think our country needs more people like Mr and Mrs Ramalingam. Also, young people need to learn from this enterprising couple. He is doing a great job at using blog to reach, connect and share things that he cares.

BTW, though it has just started, with proper placement, guidance, and online publicity, they it can a big revenue potential business.. Good luck to both of them.

12) Blog it

I’m a big advocate of blogging. It’s a free platform available for anyone in this world to tell their story, or passion to others. It’s free, it’s powerful. Whether you are a housewife, or a retired person or a physically challenged person, or a junior school kid, you can start one. It requires very little knowledge, though people think otherwise. Here’s a fact, Hufffington Post started as a blog and in less than a decade it attracts more traffic and readers than New York Times.

In a world where traffic is money, you can start blogging on any time, ( from real estate, cooking, hobby) and reach the right audience. Today, many women are using it to share their interest to the world. For example, there are fashion bloggers, cooking enthusiasts, travel , technology geeks, music fans, etc. 

13) Teach to use chopsticks

     Other day I went to a Tibetian restaurant near Jyothi Nivas college at Koramangala. It’s a very affordable food joint, where you get beef fried rice for Rs 65. While I was busy having food, I noticed chopsticks kept on the table. And it dawned on me, if there are people who can teach people to use chopsticks.

How about taking this concept as a small business idea? Probably, you can teach Tibetian food, teach how to make Momos, sell the Momo making utensils, teach how to use chop sticks, etc. Are you listening?

14) Teach Cursive Writing

    During a visit to Nagercoil, I saw a board saying, we teach good handwriting. I haven’t noticed similar thing in Bangalore. If it can work in Nagercoil, why not in Bangalore, where parents are fanatic about seeing their kids excel in all departments. Can you create a course ware for it, with practice sheets? It could be a great help even for old folks like me, who has horrible handwriting.

15) Coconut Water Store

 There are many road side vendors in Bangalore selling coconut water.What about a small store selling coconut water, or some products based  on coconut. For instance, coconut burfi, coconut ladoo, coconut cake, etc. 

16) Start Home Nursing and Maid Service

    Back in Trivandrum, I’ve seen many agency’s providing home nurses, maids, cooks, drivers. In Bangalore, there are only a handful of them. At least, I haven’t seen many . Can you start an agency which provides qualified nurses, drivers? More than just providing personnel, you should guarantee or certify their credibility with your trust symbol. Can you make it the most trusted but expensive service provider?

17) Popularize Ragi Mudde

     Is there a hotel which makes and sells ragi dishes? What about a small joint selling ragi mudde balls and serve it along with spicy mutton or chicken curry? Give a twist to the recipe or make it appealing to the young folks. It’s healthy, it’s good for the body.

18) Start a Senior Living Homes

     Not like a typical old age home, this place in the outskirts should have all the amenities and comforts for leading an active, interesting life for people above 55.

19) Tandoor Food Truck

      Today I chanced upon reading on U. S Food Trucks. It then dawned on me to start something on Indian lines. What about Tandoor Hot Truck or a name more interesting? Recently in Bangalore I saw a food truck in Indira Nagar selling rolls, and burgers. Thought they were shortcoming in that venture, it’s a venture they can improvise as they go. On a different note, what about a similar concept in US. Why not modify a food truck to create a provision to make Indian roti, hot chicken tandoor, kebabs, etc from a food truck and start a travelling food business. Maybe, it’s there in United States or in Europe.

20) Mobile Tailoring

     I came across a lady from Coimbatore who does to houses, take measurement and stitches blouse and tops for ladies. With more busy lifestyles, this could work in a city like Bangalore. All you need is a two wheeler to travel and talent to stitch quality dresses.

21) Start a oxygen bar

   I don’t know what it is..one thing is sure, it looks interesting, a bit adventurous. I’m sharing a pic I saw on Facebook. Someone has been to Mexico and share it on her wall. I picked and put it here. If you are keen to know, you can goggle it. I think it might work in a water themed park like Wonderla, or you can start in a small space.

Oxygen Bar!
22) Start an exclusive shop for Grooms
      When it comes to marriage preparation, shopping, ladies have more choices. In most cases, men have to hop from one shop to another, to pick their shoes, belt, tie, socks, shirt, unides, hand kerchief, etc. What if there’s one place where prospective bridegrooms can shop? An exclusive store with  top-quality dresses, etc. Think about it.   

23) Solution for Lonely Souls in Bangalore

    As cities grow big, when people are too busy chasing money ( daily living), when there’s very less time to talk or build social connection, there is a big part of people who are left alone. People who like to talk, share and care. Do you have a solution for this? Can you help them relieve from their lonely and mundane life.

24) Box Store

  Other day I was shopping at MK Retail, near CMH Road, B’lore. I saw one husband like me buying plastic boxes and his wife getting irritated with his habit of buying boxes. Somehow, it reminded of my fascination to store things in various boxes. And, here comes the big box ideas. There’s no shop where we can go to buy different kind of storage boxes. From plastic big containers, to small paper boxes or the large trunks we see in the hands of military jawans. With shortage of space in our houses, we prefer to keep things in boxes so that it’s easier, and convenient for people.

25) Home Masseuse

 Spa business is booming in Bangalore. If you walk around Indira Nagar 100 ft road, you’ll know what I’m telling you. All sorts of names from Thai spa, to Heaven on Earth. Well, folks like me are, especially those who have crossed their 40’s are the customers.

If you’ve the talent, knowledge and interest in body care, then you can start one. I suggest you can start a travelling spa. All you need is a two-wheeler and with few reference you can start your biz.

A word of caution if you are a lady. There are many aspects to visiting a stranger’s house. If you don’t want to go to other person’s home, you can start one in your home. Probably in your apartment complex, you can start a home spa in your spare room.

I’ve seen one such place,  where they offer massage for ladies.

26) Balcony Garden Designer

For people living in apartments you can offer your gardening skills to decorate, arrange, and maintain it. What do you think? First, prepare a portfolio where they can see the designs and balcon-scaping you can do for them. As an expert, you should be offering high quality and healthy plans, lilies, and unique pots with good designs. Even, you can make a vegetable garden for the client. What do you say, green hands?

27) Become a  Middle Man

     If there’s one thing that’s scare in Bangalore is this – Time. A typical employee spends most time of their life in the glass box. A colleague told this – I don’t feel like going to PF office to apply the PF.  She is not alone. There’re are thousands of folks who don’t have the time, nor has the heart to go to other offices to apply, or settle old claims.

Can you be the trusted middle man who will – file tax, renew the passport, apply a license, sort the building loan or paper work, etc

28) Become an etutor

      I keep sharing this aspect to every soul. Start a elearning or etutoring service. Recently there was a news that a young IAS officer quit his job and started an online training firm. I’m happy that he understand that he can help more people with his online training accademy than being a district collector who has to world under limited freedom.

Hang Swing by the Backwater

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Swing Idea

Oh, I should attribute this photo to one of my Facebook friend, who shared it on her wall. Don’t know if it’s her pic or from other source. Well, I’m using this picture on my blog just to share a point.

And the point is this – how can you make your resort by the lake or lagoon or backwater or sea more engaging, more mesmerizing, etc. This swing could be an add-on to your existing activities in your resort.

Well, what would be the cost – Very minimal, but think of the experience! Imagine how a person on a swing over the water would feel – an Instagram photo moment or a FB story. A simple investment done with care makes a swinging moment a winning moment for a resort owner.

What’s wrong with Tourism in Kerala?

We in Kerala are blessed – blessed abunalty with ever green forest, greenery, water bodies, rivers and more. However, we are not getting it right.

Tourist flow is there, but not just there. I bet something seriously or wrong with the way we Keralites thing of tourism. Recently, I spoke to friend who’s an experienced German speaking guide. When I casually asked him about his guide business, I got a shocker. He said that he’s planning to wind up his job as a tour guide. Why? Money is good, but why is he thinking of hanging his boots?

Reason this…
According to this guide who’s on of the front-lines of Kerala tourism biz, most people engaged in travel or tour business is only interested in money – service comes last.

Well, I too had this hunch about the state of affairs of tourism in Kerala. Whenever, I had inquired about hotel accommodation, this is what I felt- these buggers charge a hefty amount and that too for a basic stay. And the attitude in which they speak is that “if not you, we have many customers willing to pay for it.”

So, why tourists are shying away from Kerala?

I bet we have taken for granted that these so called tourist are money bags and whatever you give them, they will lap it up. On top of it, there’s a talk of liquor prohibition, lack of freedom to enjoy or have fun, like in Goa.

Also, many national tourists are exploring places like in South Est Asia, where they have the freedom to experience all things from – massage, affordable stay, clean beaches, etc, with minimal budget.

Well, it’s not too late for Kerala folks to think hard- use their literate brains! Those who realize it early, will survive and others will just have to keep guessing why people are just not coming to their counter.

Be Remarkable!

P.S – If you are in the travel business, I would love to share my digital marketing ideas, topics and give you tips on how to make your website, blog, social media profile become remarkable.

Marketing Organic Products Organically

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Marketing Organic Vegies

I’m in love with this business ( Door to Door Organics), their business philosophy, also their  marketing program. It’s a good example of how a biz can organically grow their customer base by tapping customer conversation on social media ( Instagram, Facebook, Twitter).

I stumbled on this business after reading a case study on Marketingsherpa and a informative blog post by Daniel Burstein. ( Read to know their social success story)

Question is How Can you Emulate from the Success of this Organic estore?

Before that, let’s try to know if there’s an exclusive organic estore in Bangalore or in Cochin, or in Trivandrum? . In Trivandrum, there’s a shop called Welgate at Kuravankoram. This shop sells a wide range of organic produce like vegetables, fruits, and other produce like honey, spices, etc. Long back, a Yoga centre used to conduct a  farmers market. Now, I don’t see it happening.

Start an Organic estore in Bangalore

How to start one from the grassroots? Well, I bet there are many people who like to leave their typical 9 to 5 job and start something on this green front. So, if like minded people can come together, then a collective organic farm could be started in the outskirts of B’lore. Or, if you don’t want to partner with anyone, then start an experimental farm and then slowly expand it progresses.

Door to Door Organic – ecommerce Way

Before you jump start on such a plan, it’s essential to study the market place, the size, number, reach, etc. More important factor of these store are the trust factor. People are curious to know if this establishment is really having green values. For this, you require a PR plan to get the message out to the right audience. A blog will be a convenient way to share company’s philosophy, direction and bigger goals.

Opportunity is Ripe

With more people choosing organic produce, I bet there’s a big market for organic produce in Bangalore and other cities. So, the big question is how to start an estore selling orgainc vegetables?

Probably, you can plan on this fertile idea and come with a practical plan to start a organic farm and sales.

P.S – This post was written in 2017. However in 2108, it was unfortunate to know that Door to Door Organics had closed it’s business. Still, this venture is a proof of good marketing and business sense worked together in making a difference it made to the community and its customers.

How to Get Invited to Parties in Bangalore

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Actually, I’m not the right person to write a post. A person like me, who’s anonymous in the party circles, a person who hardly get’s a recognition from the bar studs, or bartenders or the security at the gates. So, why am I writing such a post. Call it my desire to get noticed, get invited made me think of such a post.

When you are young, just out of college or working in a company with young buddies, there’s always a chance to get invited. As years roll, as age stacks against you, then the chances of people calling over get’s down the ladder.

How do you find booze buddies?
  Does it happen by chance or is it something which evolves with time? can you make it happen?

Often, booze buddies are mostly formed from long time friendship or office buddies. Also, it happens like this way: gym partners, or salsa partners, business allies, conspirators, hobby club members, common friends, etc, etc.

So, I was wondering about this – Is there way to increase booze buddies? Just imagine that you got bored with the usual set of guys and girls you hang around, then what’s the next option. You can probably skip few invitation or try a new pub where you know that few of your acquaintances are hanging around. Have you tried this “Hey Neighborhood” App?

If you’re a lady, it’s not a difficult task to explore new options, and if you’re a guy with a fat wallet, again, there is no problem to get invite from all around – friend, friend’s friend, etc. What about a guy who’s less popular, and who can’t afford big ticket stuff?

Here are the link to posts on the dos and don’t of getting invite to parties.

1) Can’t figure out why I’m not invited to a party

2) Step-by-step guide to getting invite to parties

3) How to gain the attention you deserve in a party?

4) 10 points on how to follow the party etiquette

5) Wiki guide to getting invite to parties

6) Find your way to high-end parties ( Another gem from Lifehaker)

What about the big party places in Indira Nagar?

Off-late, 12th main Indira Nagar has gained the name as the party hot spot of Bangalore. This is because of the new-age pubs and lounge bars in Indira Nagar locality. So, what are the big and mid-level party grounds in this buzzing locality in Indira Nagar.

1) Loft 38

2) Black Rabbit

3) Monkey Bar

4) Vapour

5) Toit

6) Cirrus

7) One Night in Bangkok

8) Hangover

9) Salt

10) Jimi’s

11) The Humming Tree

Juiciest Sex Love Questions to Sexexpert Bangalore Mirror

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Ask the Question Column in Bangalore Mirror

Everyday newspaper are bundled with reports of corruption, rape, assault, sedition charges, left, right conflict, and so on. It’s like a cheap paperback which has it all sex, violence, corruption, and what  not.

In all these mess around us, there’s one place where I get some kinky, and often funny questions. So, for a little mirth, I turn to Bangalore Mirror’s Ask the sex expert column.

On your lucky day, there are some questions which are full on hilarious stuffs and witty answers by the sexexpert Dr Mahinder Watsa           

Here are few interesting/funnyquestions from this column, and intelligent answer by the Sex expert. I’ll keep updating this post with more juicy, witty, and informative Q&A from this column.

I hope you’ll pass these practical jokes. Say thanks to Doctor Mahinder Watsa for his honest, and spontaneous reply.

January, 2016

(Q) I have just become a father. I hove my wife’s new enlarged breasts. I suckle on them while having intercourse. I dn’t want her to breast feed my child. I ask her to feed the child only baby food. I am obsessed. What should I do?
(A) Why not consider buying a cow? Unfortunately milk brands, don’t bottle human milk. Leave what is meant for the baby’s growth and behave like a responsible dad.

November, 2014

(Q) I want to have sex with my grandmother. How should I approach her for this? I don’t want to settle with just fantasizing about her.

(A) Do not approach her, but approach a psychiatrist with a request to give you some electric shocks.

August 19, 2014
( real wacky ones)

(Q)Can a female pigeon become pregnant when she immediately sits on her eggs on which has put freshly ejaculated human semen. Or can she carry the sperms along with her? Can pigeons by any chance get pregnant with human sperms?

(A) Imagine a pigeon man – that should keep you busy the whole day. Sperms and ovaries are specific for each species.

(Q) If a man presses the mouth of his penis against a steel cupboard, ejaculates and semen oozes out onto the surface which he does not clear, after which a woman touches the same handle of the almirah and then insert that same hand deep inside her vagina, can she get pregnant?

(A)Have you never thought of visiting a psychiatrist? Are you really using this crazy method of masturbation? If a women touches the cabinet door, she is likely to give you a slap and many lock you up inside. 🙂

May 17, 2014

(Q) My girlfriend and I have been dating for one year. We enjoy sex. But recently she has been talking a lot about her ex. This has given rise to a strange problem. Every time I try to get intimate with her, I hear her ex’s voice coming from her navel asking me to get lost. I have done some research and concluded that her navel is a portal to her ex. I lover her very much and I want to marry her. But this worrying me.

(A) Tell your friend to tell her navel friend to get lost . You nee to visit a psychiatrist. Pleas let me know your research technique. I shall try talking to my navel.

Feb 20, 2014
(Q) I’m a 32 year old married man. I had undergone surgery for poles. Prior to this surgery, I would be excited about sex but now, I’m not excited by anything anyone. Is there a connection between the two?

(A) Your excitement is generated in the brain and not in your anus. Try to identify the cause or visit a sexpert. The quicker you start thinking rationally the sooner you will become normal.

(Q) I am a 21-year old man. While masturbating, I realized that the semen seems to be transparent and not as think as it used to be . I am worried.

Is semen watching your hobby? You will be happy to know that thick or think , transparent or dense, the quality of sperm is the same. Which is what matter for conception.

Jan 5, 2014

(Q) I’ve experienced that when semen is evenly applied to the face and left to dry., it feels like the skin is  tightening. In my opinion, this is much better than any skin tightening pack available at a beauty parlous. Is this harmful in any way especially for fair skin?

(A) Get a patent. A lot of beauty specialists may start recruiting men. I see no harm in doing what you do.

 October 20, 2013

(Q) I am a 29- year-old women and my husband is 34. He has a small penis and ejaculates within two minutes. Since I am dissatisfied, he allows me to have sex with our neighbor who is well endowed. Now my husband want to invite one more friend over for an orgy. I confided in my elder sister, and she too wants to join. Besides whenever i see a stranger, I look at his groin and fantasie about the size. Is this normal?

(A) I can’t figure what advice to give a mixed-up family like yours. You are certainly no an average women. And neither is your husband.

October 18, 2013
(Q) I am 18 years old. My curious friend has asked me to ask you a questions. What will happen if you put a drop of Fevi-quick glue inside the urinary opening of the penis?

(A) Are you sure you are not the curious friend? With a close opening, the urine bladder will become so full, it will burst. You will need an operative procedure to restart the flow. Want to know what will happen in you swallowed a lemon? You will not be able to ask such silly question.

June 17, 2013

(Q) I have been married for 10 years. Thought It’s a happy marriage, I get attracted to each and every other women I meet. This is ‘unrequited love’. Is it normal or should I see a psychiatrist?

(A) Do get attracted but go no further. Mos men are like you – they have little appreciation for what they already have

(Q) My partner and I were dry humping each other. He was in his boxers and I was in my panties. Will this make me pregnant?

(A) Even the willy sperm cannot overcome this barrier. But there are all chances that you will move to the next step. It is then wen a problem may occur. Always use protection.

March 2, 2013

(Q) I came to know through your column that there is a very strong man who can enjoy sex twice or thrice within a short gap. Can you provide me his phone number?

(A) THIS IS NOT AN AGENCY. We only answer queries to help people

March 1, 2013

(Q) I am 23 year old. I enjoy porn movies. The other day, I got wild and had unprotected sex with my dog. Is there a chance pregnancy? Can i continue having sex with my dog?

(A) The is no dogman, or mandog in this world. Dogs also have rights, so have you asked him his feeling?  I am sure he will prefer his own kind. In any case, avoid as you could get an infection which can be difficult to cure.

Margin Free Shop Margin Free Service

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I shop for provisions and other stuffs at Margin Free stores in my locality. Reason is that it’s very close to where I stay – all shops are margin free shops. During my regular trips I interact with the sales girls, most to ask the location of packed goods. So, what kind of response do I get?

In most cases, when I ask an item which is not popular, then they either say NO or they have a face which says that they are not sure. Well, I take all the trouble to visit a shop and I prefer to finish the business here. So, I again go around doing my own investigation of the item – in case it’s there in the shelf.

How trained are the salesgirls in your store?

This is an common problem with most stores in Trivandrum and elsewhere. Most of the sales staff have very little knowledge about  the items kept inside the store. But, why haven
the shore managers or owners not taking steps to train them, educated them!

Well, they are least bothered to spend money on training or to incentive on good customer support.

So, why are they not aware of the products inside the store? It’s just that they are not trained, also not motivated to learn. So, the problem is not with them, but with the management. We know what a typical management would want – just hire the person by paying the bare minimum. Also, we know that in our state, there is always people who are willing to work in such place, but wouldn’t dare to work as a baby sitter, or household maid, etc.

Ok, forget about all these things. What I like to convey in this post is simple. How can a girl who works in a margin free supermarket, can become more remarkable in life, or earn a five figure salary,

What jobs are available for them?

  1. Get trained in the art of beauty treatment and become a beautician 
  2. Open a nursery ( Sell flowering plants or medicinal plants)
  3. Take up part time job as a patient bystander ( Charge 650 a day. But, why should they pay you a premium. Well, sell them on something unique)
  4. Work as a concierge ( Not sure, if this make sense)
  5. Become a masseur ( Learn to give basic relaxation massages) Earn 600 for a oil massage. Imagine, if you get 2 msg in a day. All you need is a two-wheeler and go to client’s place.

Why the heck did I pick this margin free staff?
I often see very talented, capable girls in these stores, but the most they are doing is the repetitive, mundane job. Also, they have the potential to earn more, save more and do work that matters to them.

Well, I want them to start something of their own. This is also addressed to people in other shops, offices, where they are limiting themselves to the minuscule of work they can do. And, it’s addressed only to these talented people (only). Yes, only to people who dare to do things differently and who are willing to take risk.

If you’re reading this and you know people who have the potential to lead a more creative life, then please advice them or mentor them. There’s more in life, than being a bean counter or a salesstaff in a shop.

Hope you’ll shine!

Road Condition Alert App

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Other day I was riding my scooter on 100 ft road, Indira Nagar. As I sped across the open road, I got a real jolt! On this smooth road, there was a big gaping hole. Somehow, I managed to cling to the fragile handle bar for my life, and fortunately the scooter I was riding obeyed to my death grip.

Well, this jolt did it’s trick. I thought of a pothole alert system which would be relayed to drivers. So, how can application work.
First, a person or group of people in the network would make an entry of the size and location of the pothole or a nasty road bump or a bad patch of road.
Second, when the driver opens the app and rides, he or she gets an alert.
Bad road ahead or a pothole ahead ( 300 mts)

What’s the need for a Mobile App For Drivers?

Need proof… Just drive across Bangalore to know how the state of affairs of road. There’s no way a driver can ride with peace of mind. In every turn or sub road, there’s a surprise waiting for the driver. For example, the road in front of  ASC Centre was recently laid, but the road has very bad holes which can throw a motorist from the seat.

Such an app could be used by BMTC buses, cab drivers, private vehicles, etc. This app could be used in other cities, highways, and it could be a place where drivers can get info about the road condition, terrain, traffic flow, best time to travel, etc.

Here’s another app idea to track the pothole in Bangalore city.