How Was Your Weekend!

I overheard a typical question asked by one dude to another- How Was Your Weekend! It’s a mandatory question we hear on a typical Monday morning. Often, I shoot the same questions, expecting the same answer.

Weekend in Bangalore
Talking of weekends in Bangalore, I’m one of the dudes who follows a typical boring lifestyle. Well, I’m not alone. Most folks I know are either in some pub, or at home with TV and whiling time in a shopping mall in Bangalore. Only a handful spend time to purse a hobby, or indulge in a different activity during a weekend.

For a long time, I’m cocooned in my little world, doing very little to explore, socialize with people around me. As days go by, I feel I’m drifting from a socially connected life, to a island kind of life.

Often I get envious when I see happy group of people, chatting, laughing or sharing some mirth. I hope they continue this comradeship all through their life.

Just a thought on city life!

Charles

Flashback!

Don’t know why…Suddenly on this warm sunny day, I’m overwhelmed by nostalgic memories. From my youthful adventures to the sad depressing death of my dad. Why am I thinking too much of those melancholic moments, when there are still happy moments to look back?

Often these memories stacked in some recess of the brain comes tumbling down for no reasons. Sometimes, some event, or a picture or an image brings it back. Have you felt like this? How often do you feel such pull of those old vivid memories.

Memories and ME

Recently while waking on the road I noticed a man on a cycle. This fellow who is a waste paper collector. He had a close resemblance to one of my cousin who committed suicide. Maybe his jawbone, or some facial features looked just like him.

It’s not uncommon to see people with close similarities. Once it happened to me. I was waiting at the Cosmopolitan Hospital lobby in Trivandrum. A person tapped on my back and asked if I was a doctor working in SP Fort Hospital. When I said no, he said that I had an uncanny resemblance to that particular doctor.

So, have you felt this way? Have you met someone who has an uncanny resemblance to someone in your life? Or an object which you had during your childhood, but suddenly you see after a long gap. And in some caes, a small can bring in the blast from the past. Did a smell bring back those memories, or the sight bring to live those happy days?

Tell me, how you feel about those fleeting moments?

A Fleeting Feeling of Loneliness

Without any warning, I often get lost in a state of utter loneliness. Such pockets of life is depressing. Also, it makes me alone in a crowded world

Have you ever felt the same? Is it a regular feeling or does it happens rarely? When do you get this low points, how do you come out it. How do you bring your life in the main stream, without lingering too much time in the doldrums of life.

I used to get this when I leave for Bangalore…just on a Sunday afternoon, with a bag on my shoulder, to walk to get an auto to the bus stand. Just me, all my myself, no goodbye’s, no handshakes. And, at times in Bangalore, when I go out in the evenings – just me!.

Just my thoughts. Have a good day!

Charles

Men Turning to Chickens!

Where does all the adventures, foolhardy things you did a young dude? Did it dry at the gates of matrimony?All those dreams of exploring your life, midnight adventures, flirtatious talk, night escapades, and so on.

Look at me, now in my 40’s struggling a predictable routine. So, are the millions of folks in Bangalore or elsewhere, treading the same beaten path.

Where did I loose those bold moments? Did marriage sweep it away? Or did other priorities took its toll on me.

Goddamit! That’s what I feel with my poor life, a life that’s predictable, and boring.

And recently when I went to a doc in a hopsital, I met an old friend. At first I couldn’t figure him from the people waiting to see the doc. Then I could see the old traits, his facial features, etc. More than this, I felt sad thinking how we both moved in life – meeting in dingy bars to accidental meetup in hospital lobby.

What’s your life life? Do you still treasure to doing something new everyday, not knowing what tomorrow will give?

Makeover of Intermediate Ring Road Bangalore

Every time I pass Intermediate Ring Road from Domlur to Koramangala, or the other way around, I’m literately pissed at the unkept payment. It’s a sheer waste of space, an opportunity lost for the caretakers, etc.

An idea to Beautify Intermediate Ring Road? 

Just like me, don’t you deserve a better view? After all you’re living in a garden city, paying a premium rent, or just bought an expensive apartment, or you’re taking international guest to your office, and you don’t want the guest the plight of the road.

Can you do something to transform this road a remarkable one? You can do it, I can do it, they can do it. But, no one does it.

We appear to be blind at the sight of overgrown plants on the payment, organic waste, building waste being dumped on this road, we do nothing about it. Oh, how I wish someone wake up to change the way it looks. Probably, give it a real facelift. Probably, it can be a model road for other roads in India to follow.

Here my wish list for this road:

  • No plastic, no litter, and absolutely no honking, or over speeding
  • Make flower bed on the entire 3 – 4  km stretch ( Geraniums or Petunias, my favorite flowers)
  • Neat footpath for people to jog, walk ( No overgrown plants or grass)
  • Absolutely no waste dumping 
  • Camera to cover all sides of the road

    Now if it happens!

    Clean sidewalks will attract walkers, joggers, lovers and friends to stroll. Also, more employees working in Embassy Golf link, will talk the healthy option – walk from Embassy Golf links to Ejipura. After all walking is the perfect way to rejuvenate after sitting all day in the office.

Request to you, or the Corporator in charge of this area!

Please take the initiative to tidy this road. It would be great if you can talk to companies situated in EGL park for funds and make the change. Here’s my plan without using Government funds:

  1. Form a team of like-minded people keen in this project
  2. Make sure, all people are laser sharp about its objective
  3. Develop a plan (blueprint) on how to achieve the goal
  4. Create an elevator pitch, website, blog, Facebook, or Instagram profile
  5. Share the story, interview people, finalize the objective
  6. Create interesting piece of content, everyday and share it
  7. Create videos, pics of the locality
  8. Open a bank account 
  9. Approach all the companies in EGL with your elevator pitch ( Tell what’s it for them)
  10. Next start a Kickstarter campaign for 10 lakh funding
  11. Recruit gardeners, employees for the upkeep of the place ( 10 + jobs created)
  12. Get the permission from the Government, Army ( This should be the first)
  13. Get the support of the Corporator of this area ( Rope them in to the goal)
  14. Gain maximum publicity through online channels
  15. Use the funds to install proper lighting, security cameras, pay employees
  16. Maintain a system to run it all through the air

It will cost good money to maintain it, but it will be a good change for the Bangaloreans and people who pass by each day. Besides, this plan if executed can give employment to 10 plus people. People who will work as gardeners, cleaners, security, etc.

Just dreaming! 

Suggest to Indian Armed Forces

What our armed forces lack – Remote Controlled Toys for Survelliance

Seizure at Taj Hotel in Bombay – What lesson did we learn?
The terrorist attack was one of the dark days for India. The ease in which these fellas started going around showed our preparedness to handle such situation. Did any security management team take care of the situation? It also showed how disorganized we are as a nation.

While the whole incident thrown open many uncomfortable questions, the key question here is – what are we doing to better our response or our capability?

So, here is my reflection on how we should do the counter attack.

I think we have serious lapse in our surveillance. I simple words, we didn’t have the capability to know what’s happening inside the seized hotel. Did we use any high-tech gadgets. Do we have any?

Suggestion to Indian Army

While the world is making use of drones, and miniature snooping devices, we’re still far from creating our remote warfare team. It’s time we do some serious research to create robotic like machines to do reconnaissance, attack and snoop on enemy position.

Imagine if we had a fleet of remote controlled vehicles, who can do various task such as 1) surveillance ( using camera and night vision lenses 2) Attack using some kind of nerve gas or open tear gas. In that case we could have saved attest few more lives

What can these remote vehicles do for army

  1. Capture live images and transmit it to the monitoring team
  2. Deploy or drop small charges, tear gas 
  3. Go to a sealed door and paste explosives like RDX to open it
    ( with a remote controlled arm)
  4. Use night vision lenses to capture the moments in the dark  
  5. Terrorize the attackers with fake sirens or calls
  6. Deploy sensors to detect movement 
  7. Change shape like the Transponder movie. Change the vehicle into ball all of camera and roll 🙂
  8. Carry first aid kit or water
  9. Have fire power to shoot at villains
  10. Small robots which can climb walls and fix cameras for monitoring. 
  11. Shoot teaser guns
  12. Mimic some fake noises ( dog, cat)

Why is India Lacking Behind – How to Built this Capability
Either we don’t have such stuffs, or they are secretive about it. And here’s another plan. Our army should sponsor events where public can display remote cars, vehicles. I know for sure, that there are many young boys who has the capability to make such stuff. Probably they are waiting for chance to show their talent.

Indian Army Sponsored Robotic Wars
Make use of a forum to attract young fellas keen in building remote vehicles

It’s time India adds a robotic division to it’s platoon! Next time something like this happens, let’s use such machines to go to the foxhole. Also, there should be a central monitoring team to take control of any such terrorist attack.

I read somewhere in a newspaper that Indian army is spending big budget on research and development of such toys. But, as usual Indian armed forces are too secretive like some UFO project.

I don’t understand why these guys can’t share the stuffs which are coming out. Anyways, we know that China are good copycats and they do a good job at it. Once any product is out, these fellas can easily replicate it. Sometimes, they make far better duplicate at lesser cost.

So, here’s my suggestion to Indian Army General and the top brass

1) Pls share the developments on your blog ( if you have one)
2) Involve private hands in the development of such robots
3) Fund research labs or give incentives to private firms to develop surveillance robots

Average Cakes for Average People

Cake Gallery in a Bakery

Another Xmas, and similar sights are abound in Trivandrum. I sit in my house playing Jim Reeves tracks from YouTube, thinking of how the same track I payed on a gramophone record.

Outside, thee’s a general humbug of Xmas, end of one year. First thing you notice in any bakeries in Trivandrum are the lines of cakes. The sights are pretty same, cakes looks copied from last years design. Every cake looks like a copycat, nothing original!

Plain Vanilla 
Going by what Seth Godin’s punch line, it’s average products for average people.Or rather, average cake for average people.

So, why are the bakers sticking to the factory kind of production. Just some icing, some flowers and you have the cake. Only difference I saw this time came from a venture called ‘Square One Talent in Trivandrum’.

This place had a cake sale, and display of various other items like (bed spreads, paper quiled greeting cards,  traditional snacks, at a church hall in Vellayambalam. One thing I liked was the assorted array of cakes, and pastries. Also they had kappa biryani, which we bought from them. The ladies and gentlemen managing these stalls happily provided assistance and had wonderful enthusiasm in them. I hardly see such proactive sales people in Trivandrum. Well, they are the trend setters.

Opportunity for Home Bakers – Make a difference
If you dare to stand out with unique creation, then you’ve a big opportunity knocking on your door. Here’s a call to homemakers, single ladies, working women, or lasses… why don’t you take this as an opportunity to learn baking and bake outstanding Xmas for 2014.

Apart from making Xmas cake, there’s a chance for you to make wedding cakes, hen party, break up cakes, bra cakes, etc….

Are you ready to stand out? How old are you?