Funny Paddy Jokes 

Couple of weeks back I received Paddy jokes in my in-box. As usual it stayed there without opening. Then this beautiful Sunday I found patience to open all the forwards. This set of jokes instantly struck up with me, esp the first one. Before loosing out to the deluge of other forwards, I selected the best Paddy jokes in this blog to share my kind of humor with you.

If you like it, then share similar ones, or would like to know which one you liked the most.

Regards,
Charles
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A Muslim was sitting  next to Paddy on a plane.

Paddy  ordered a whisky.

The stewardess  asked the Muslim if he’d like a  drink.

He replied in disgust “I’d  rather be raped by a dozen whores  than let liquor touch my  lips!”

Paddy handed his drink back  and said

“Me too, I didn’t know we  had a  choice!”

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Paddy  calls Easyjet to book a flight.

The operator asks  “How many people are flying with  you?”

Paddy replies “I don’t know!  It’s your   plane!”

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Two Irish  couples decided to swap partners for the  night.

After 3 hours of amazing  sex, Paddy says
“I wonder how the girls are getting on”.
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Paddy takes his new wife to  bed on their wedding night.
She  undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
“You  know what I want, don’t  you?”

“Yeah,” says Paddy. “The  whole feckin’ bed by the looks of  it!”

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Mick and Paddy are reading  head stones at a nearby  cemetery.

Mick say “Crikey!  There’s a bloke here who was  152!”

Paddy says “What’s his  name?”
Mick replies “Miles, from  London !”

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Paddy and his  wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking  like mad in the garden.

Paddy says  “To hell with this!” and storms  off.

He comes back upstairs 5  minutes later and his wife asks “What did you  do?”

Paddy replies “I’ve put the  dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like  it!”

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P.S. If you’ve something lighter to share with me, you’re welcome>>>